So just for a moment let’s imagine you hear a knock on your apartment door. You’re watching Dances With the Stars because nothing else is on and you heard one of Hef’s old girlfriends is on the show.  You get up and answer the door only to find that gorgeous neighbor who barely speaks to you, is standing there looking like she needs a favor. She smiles and you look behind you, unsure she’s really smiling at you.

She forgot to pay her water bill, she explains, and she has this really important interview and she really needed to shave her legs and would it be possible to use his bathroom for a few minutes?

When you say, “of course”, you also stupidly add, “mi casa, su casa”.  It’s hard to look her in the eye after that one.

A roar from the television set draws her attention. Someone just did an amazing foxtrot. Your neighbor turns and gives you a smile.  She loves this show and would be watching it right now if she didn’t have to go looking for water amongst her neighbors.  She watches from the kitchen and then looks to the bathroom. Then to the television. Then she looks at your kitchen sink.

She turns and once again looks like she needs to borrow something.

It would be great if she could watch the rest of the show and shave her legs. Would it be too gross if she shaved her legs in the kitchen? This way she could watch over my shoulder from the kitchen and get done what she needed to get done.

In no time she hoists herself up on the counter, her shorts bunching up in a way that makes you embarrassed, so you look away, but then decide if she’s not worried about it, why should he?

“Turn it up!” she yells from the kitchen playfully.  “This was such a good idea.”